10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--