10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "All-in, bitches!!!"