10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.