10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus