10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.