10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.