10 Random Poker Quotes

There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris