10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus