10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!