10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.