10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack