10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event