10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker