10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986