10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.