10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs