10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs