10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.