10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth