10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill