10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!