10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"