10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.