10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth