10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo