10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."