10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed