10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz