10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!