10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth