10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.