10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.