10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion