10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.