10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm