10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.