10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.