10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek