10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.