10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.