10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs