10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]