10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..