10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.