10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"