10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio