10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss