10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim