10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.