10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS